
This is in my friends mythology book. Omg the first sentence
She just went off!! She was like “They’re like two FIVE YEAR OLDS and one doesn’t like the other’s painting so they RIP IT UP and it’s just PETTY JEALOUSY!”
…she got maaaaaaaaaad at the gods…


WHY I HAVEN’T HEARD THIS BEFORE?
MY LIFE IS COMPLETED
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I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
what if someone had an actual phobia though
like with people who are arachnaphobic
a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something
#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside
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(Source: plugoutbaby, via kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk)

why am i laughing at my baby’s pain?
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balls in your court, Rose…
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